Every day we stray further from God...

"TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts." (thebloody)
09/13/2017 at 16:09 • Filed to: shitpost

DISCUSSION (48)

For Sweden > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/13/2017 at 16:12

Will British evil ever end?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/13/2017 at 16:13

*screams internally*

CB > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/13/2017 at 16:14

You must buy it and try it. Give us an Oppo review.

TheHondaBro > For Sweden
09/13/2017 at 16:16

Unfortunately not. They let an elderly woman declare wars for no reason.

lone_liberal > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/13/2017 at 16:18

“Earl Grey, canned”

Kinja'd!!!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/13/2017 at 16:22

That’s disgusting.

Tekamul > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/13/2017 at 16:22

I’m concerned about how it gets hot. I can only assume it involves yellow cake uranium or purified sodium.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CB
09/13/2017 at 16:23

No need to try it for Oppo review. Is disgusting.

crowmolly > For Sweden
09/13/2017 at 16:24

Kinja'd!!!

Ike > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/13/2017 at 16:26

I want to try it right out of the can

Klaus Schmoll > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/13/2017 at 16:26

I don’t drink coffee, I’m a tea person. My body reacts strongly to caffeine, tea is my coffee, coffee is my red bull, red bull is my coke/speed. Over the years I’ve gone through different phases, from loose to bags back to loose, from Ouloong green to Earl Grey or even Madame Grey to plain Frisian black. This is just.... The fact that it’s some sort of syrup doesn’t even repel me that much. At the end of the day, it’s not that far from that capsule coffee shit, my co-workers are so addicted to. BUT THERE IS A FUCKING SPRAY NOZZLE!!!! WHY???

Mary Shelley’s “Frankenstein” should be mandatory reading for people working on consumer products these days.

BTW, I have similar feelings for fingerprint or face scanners on phones. Yeah sure, that shit wil stay on your phone forever and will not get linked to your profile for “safety reasons”.

Wacko > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/13/2017 at 16:33

cmill189 - sans Volvo > crowmolly
09/13/2017 at 16:34

That’s amazing.

Svend > For Sweden
09/13/2017 at 16:34

You guys and gals aren’t all innocent.

You lot came up with

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and

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user314 > Tekamul
09/13/2017 at 16:35

From what I can tell, you still have to boil water the old fashioned way, the cans only contain the tea concentrate.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Klaus Schmoll
09/13/2017 at 16:37

I’d say that this is worse than capsule coffee, at least that’s still real ground beans. This shit is just a god damn abomination....

Tekamul > user314
09/13/2017 at 16:42

False advertising! I demand a dangerous exothermic reaction in a can!

For Sweden > Svend
09/13/2017 at 16:44

Fish should be fermented, not breaded

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/13/2017 at 16:47

Kinja'd!!!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/13/2017 at 16:48

Kinja'd!!!

EngineerWithTools > For Sweden
09/13/2017 at 16:51

... in lye.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/13/2017 at 16:52

Is it not just concentrated tea?

My bird IS the word > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/13/2017 at 16:59

I’m coming out with a spray on mustard. I call it “mustard gas”

user314 > Svend
09/13/2017 at 17:04

To be fair, the Candwich is basically a hotdog roll along with two pouches of peanut butter and jelly and a knife.

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It’s not even a new idea; a Japanese chef has been marketing Pan Desuyo! (“It’s Bread!”), which is a loaf of bread in a can, for years.

Kinja'd!!!

I’ll totally own up to Easy Cheese though.

user314 > For Sweden
09/13/2017 at 17:05

I maintain that surströmming is against the Geneva Convention.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/13/2017 at 17:06

Negative, it’s a syrup of some sort with artificial flavours.

For Sweden > user314
09/13/2017 at 17:06

I wouldn’t trust any meeting in Switzerland.

Svend > For Sweden
09/13/2017 at 17:09

I don’t believe you.

When Sandi Toksvig called a random Swede from the set of Qi they asked about it.

For Sweden > Svend
09/13/2017 at 17:14

Yes, stay distracted and don’t watch the east coast for longboats...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/13/2017 at 17:14

The only acceptable tea product in a can is Monster.

Cé hé sin > CB
09/13/2017 at 17:14

It’s been done elsewhere.

Cé hé sin > For Sweden
09/13/2017 at 17:17

I’ve tried surströmming. It’s an interesting experience but not one I care to repeat..

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/13/2017 at 17:19

How do you know that God didn’t will this and we are actually moving closer to God?

You think God needs teabags to make tea???

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Klaus Schmoll
09/13/2017 at 17:19

What’s you’re coke/speed?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
09/13/2017 at 17:41

Kinja'd!!!

CaptDale - is secretly British > Svend
09/13/2017 at 18:12

The fuck is a canned sandwich?! I have never heard of this

Svend > CaptDale - is secretly British
09/13/2017 at 18:49

They’ve been out a while, it’s essentially a long life bread roll in a plastic wrapped, one, two or three sachets containing anything from jam, jelly, peanut butter, chicken paste, etc... that you the squirt into the roll. It’s all contained in a little can with a ring pull end to open.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Svend
09/13/2017 at 19:03

That is a lot more boring than I thought it was

Svend > CaptDale - is secretly British
09/13/2017 at 19:13

It looks disgusting. The peanut butter jelly looks like a bun with diarrhoea. Yuck.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Svend
09/13/2017 at 19:15

Like PB&J in general or these specific PB&J?

Svend > CaptDale - is secretly British
09/13/2017 at 19:20

More these specific ones. All the products are in paste form in oversize ketchup sachets, that you rip the corner off and then squeeze into the bun.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Svend
09/13/2017 at 19:23

That sounds positively awful!